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The weight of Alexs mom.
Oh shit, Alex baby! I weigh as much as a car!

Ton = The wait for Alex’s mom
Ton by Psychos! September 18, 2020
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Ton by ABigPotato November 23, 2021
A word normally used in place of no in Southern African communities especially Zimbabwean private schools. It could also be used in place of the word not.
"I am ton going to play tomorrow, I busted my knee last week."

"Are you dating Yami?"
"Ton,"
Ton by ThatOan August 17, 2023

ton-up boy 

A "rocker" or a "ton up boy" was an adolescent member of 1950s British biker subculture.
"The Ace cafe was a popular hang-out for the ton-up boys."
ton-up boy by Wbane October 30, 2013

ton eighty 

In darts, a score of one hundred eighty. It is the highest possible score with three darts. Three tripple twenties.
Dude, I cant believe you got a ton eighty with those crappy plastic darts!
ton eighty by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006
ejaculating whilst travelling at speeds of exactly 100 mph
Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.
Ton club by Danny steam August 7, 2012