The Ton

(Also Known as Laurelton or LA,Queens)A hood located in Southern Queens, New York City. It was Formally part of Jamaica until politics split it up and is part of Jamaica town. Its bordering hood are Southside, Ozone Park, Springfield, ST. Albans, Cambria and Mobzdale.

Where you from?

South Queens?

Where Southside?

No, n*gga, The Ton!

by Besiege July 18, 2009

tons

The infinite quantity of love one can have and/or express for another.

"I thought you said you couldn't measure love.".."You can in tons.".."BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fucking hell Dane, I love you tons!"

by giggitty goooo March 21, 2007

TON

the TON are a fifa12 pro clubs team based on greenock mortons the TON
the TON was created by rossildinio on fifa12 and now many local people from the greenock area play for the club including an actual greenock morton footballer

hey we palyed the TON last night and lost 0-2

but what a game it was

by larsson July 9, 2012

Tonned

(Tonn-d, not tund)

Anything that's awesome and made even more awesome by the fact you're high.

Etymology-

Mis-hearing of the word 'sound'.

Dude 1: Dude that fire is totally tonned.

Dude 2: Dude, are you high on drugs?

by WhyTheFaceWhyTheFaceWhyTheFace May 25, 2011

'Tons

Short for Washingtons; one dollar bills. A term used to belittle someone's wealth or income.

You're not rich. You be making them 'tons!

by Koolgetlaid May 21, 2017

tonning

To make vast quantities of cash. making bank

He's been tonning it in the stock market.

by AdrianV March 27, 2008

ton

a unit of weight for fat people

Why do you need a partner? You weigh like, more than 3 tons!

by Smart American Male May 3, 2006