Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007

toledo tootsie roll

To take a shit in ones hand, and proceed to stick just the head of the shit inside ones partner, then take the unprotruded end of the shit in both hands and proceed to roll it like Martha Stewart would roll dough.

Lee - "Dang Mark, I heard you gave her a Toledo Tootsie Roll."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."

by Steve scuba September 22, 2017

toledo tugwar

When 2 men stick their penises in a Chinese finger trap to get them stuck and then begin to have a tug war.

Jack and Austin got drunk had had a Toledo Tugwar last night

by Tomheinz21 June 19, 2022

Toledo Tolumbo

the name of a fictional penis talkshow host on the fictional TV show, Cock Talk. Toledo as in "Holy Toledo", is a giant dick with a Geraldo Riviera type mustache and a light brown comb over.

Toledo: On our show tonight we have a special guest here to discuss penetration at it's finest, I'm Toledo Tolumbo and this is Cock Talk.. cocktalkcocktalkcocktalk

by sharonlove July 19, 2023

toledo trout

A turd floating in the Maumee River

When I was at the docks watching the fireworks I saw a fisherman snag the biggest Toledo Trout I had ever seen!

by Baker-Pedolose October 6, 2023

Toledo cunt transfer

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.

Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

Toledo Raspberry

When one sex partner cums in the anus of the other participant. Then that person spreads his/her ass cheeks and proceeds to spray fart a combination of poo and semen in the ejaculators face.

"Damn Tony, that was the best Toledo raspberry. It looks like I have freckles"

by Don Keedic April 27, 2014