Toledon't

Da northern-Ohio city where nobody is permitted to do much of anything.

Lazy people may love ToleDON'T, but I'm a totally frenetic and impatient go-getter, so everyone's lacklusterily lazin' around would drive me nuts; I'd prefer to live in ToleDO!

by QuacksO August 8, 2025

Toledo Torch

To apply pepper spray to one's penis before engaging in sexual intercourse.

**The pepper spray must be applied without knowledge or consent from the recipient.

Brittany was being a royal bitch so I slipped her the ol' Toledo Torch.

by Budeucey January 25, 2015

toledo tornado

The Toledo Tornado is a very specific form of a favorite sexual act. First documented in Toledo Ohio in 1973, the Toledo Tornado is when a gentleman receives a blow job while taking a shit. The Tornado occurs when the feces is flushed while simultaneously cumming in the blow job givers mouth.

I don't know for sure how I got home last night. But I am pretty sure I got a Toledo Tornado at Dylan's!

by Buck Von Blake December 30, 2015

Toledo Tophat

The act of taking a dump in the hat of someone you don't like. Peferably done when they aren't looking and in a hat that will hold onto the contents until the person dumps it on their head.

Jonathan thinks he's such a badass, but he's getting a Toledo Tophat when he puts on his baseball cap.

by The Viceroy October 4, 2005

Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006

Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009

toledo turnpike

When you piss directly into a girl's asshole

Dude, just gave Becky the toledo turnpike last night.

by greypube October 30, 2017