Toxism

People in the Toxism religion that believe Toxicity to be the ultimate god.

"I'm a Toxist!"
"What's a Toxist?"
"I believe in Toxism!"
"WHAT'S TOXISM?"

by iiToxicAcid May 5, 2020

toxism

Toxism is a new religion which praises the Lord and Savior Søren Toksvig. It builds on the theory that Søren Toksvig is God and rules everything. Søren Toksvig is very much God so do what he says and you won't go to hell. 13,7 billion years ago he even designed hell and heaven. These two paintings can be found on Søren Toksvig's Facebook page.

I believe in Toxism, and i belive Søren Toksvig is god

by Søren Toksvig February 21, 2017

Theismanned

Having received or given an injury a la the career-ending injury that Joe Theismann received.

Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Allen Hurns was Theismanned!

Person 2: 😧
Person 3: Who Theismanned him?
Person 1: I don't know. I just saw the clip.

by NickidewbearTwo January 5, 2019

Toesmcgoes

When you suck a girls or guys toes than leave them, and never talk to them again.

¨Last night I had to Toesmcgoes after her toes tasted like milk.¨

by CodyToez March 5, 2019

tojismixedgf

hottie

oh my gosh have you seen tojismixedgf today? theyre such a hottie!

by imthecoolest4ever June 2, 2021

Conspiracy Theism

The almost religious-like belief in conspiracy theories.

Alex Jones’ followers are a bunch of Conspiracy Theists. They’ll believe anything he tells them without any facts, just like a religion.

Conspiracy Theism is a way for dumb people to feel smart and superior to people who actually have critical thinking skills.

by Paco Pez August 9, 2018

TEOism

A cult, led, worshipping, and commanded by The Evil One
Doesn't hand out rewards, pays shit and works it's followers like dogs.

All hail TEO! God of random noises!

by Wicked B April 19, 2005