cheese toasty

Awkward and demeaning method of referring to the heavenly piece of culinary art known as a grilled cheese sandwich.

1. Mark keeps referring to my beautiful grilled cheese sandwich as a cheese toasty and its feelings are starting to get hurt.

by Brian Cherbak January 26, 2009

cheese toasty

Otherwise known as Toasted Cheese, or Grilled Cheese. Apparently from Illinois, a slightly awkward, and rather strange way to request a delightful cheese and toast sandwich. Evan Stogsdill is the reason for this definition.

Could I please have a cheese toasty and tomato soup?

by Caitlyn Brown March 12, 2008

Cheese toasty

When you jizz in a fat chick's flaps and then later pull it apart like a grilled cheese.

Bro 1. " damn that girls super sized"
Bro 2. " just my type, Ima give her a cheese toasty when I'm done."

by Wutwut December 16, 2017

Cheese Toasty

When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.

Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by CheeseToasty July 12, 2019

cheese toasty

when the teacher is coming and you need to change what your doing

Jim: oh lookout cheese toasty

Poile: thanks man

by Dom Jenkins February 21, 2022

Cheese toasty

Whilst performing anal sex with someone who has smeg, the receiver lets out a hot fart on the Givers penis.

Cs: “omg did you hear what ch did to ws last night?
She gave him a cheese toasty”
Hh: “whats that?”

Cs: “ they were doing anal and she farted on his cheesy dick”

by Twiggy twang February 10, 2024