Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face whilst using it lying down on a bed, couch, etc; Not very painful, but quite humiliating.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018

ace to face

sticking hand down pants and putting it in someones face

i aced markus.

by servais October 4, 2003

Cunt to face

Another word for whipped, but more vulgar to add emphasis that the man will bow down to his date's, Girl Friend, or wife's feet. Even for the most trivial thing.

Girl- "Blaze, could you walk to the car and get me a bottle water?"

Blaze friends- "You do realize we parked a mile down the road right?"

Girl- "But I want water"

Blaze- (Started walking before anyone said anything)

Blaze Friends- "what a cunt to face"

by KingMosquito June 28, 2010

straight to face

When you really want to eat something.

instead of letting the cupcakes cool, they went straight to face

by Kildonon February 19, 2018

Hand-to-Face

When you stretch so good you slap someone in the face.

This one time i stretched so hard I gave her a hand-to-face (slap)

by Reediculous13 November 19, 2018

Foot to Face

When my foot meets you’re face

Check you’re self…foot to face

by Carabear77 August 3, 2022

To the face

To attack with enthusiasm and ferocity, most often used when speaking of alcoholic beverages "SHOTS TO THE FACE!" but can be applied to other circumstances, see below:

Jagerbombs to the face!  Funnel to the face!  Late night pizza to the face!  Motorboat to the face!   Newport to the face! (vacation)  Fenway to the face! (sporting event)
This can also be communicated as the acronym "TTF" or "2TF"

by Darb2TF August 31, 2012