i'm tired

Really? So am i. So I thought I'd define this although I realize as I type this that very few people will ever read this.

I'm tired, I think i'll try to go to sleep.

by starky April 10, 2008

Crappy Tire

Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.

Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?

by Jizzones February 25, 2006

tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.

Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"

by Piscine September 20, 2016

big tired

Heavily overused and out of style. Often used to emphasize the word "tired" after it's used.

R: Man that's awesome!

L: "Awesome" is so old. It's tired; big tired.

by whys it so hard to find handle February 9, 2021

drunk tired

To be so tired you start to act as if you were drunk. Also refered to as DT.

"Dude....did you ever know that your my hero?"
"Go to bed dude, you're so drunk tired."

by swage November 28, 2006

So Tired of this Shit

A condition of emotional and moral Exhaustion produced by the the Demonstrably False belief that being Nice and doing Extra Work will convince a Just and Angry god to hand an evil and exploiting bastard his Comeuppance.

None of your Friends think you will ultimately take Effective Action. Instead, they think you will work There until death or Retirement.

Can you believe it? I stayed late to finsh building that cage and she had the freakin' nerve to ask me to take out the trash! I am So Tired of this Shit

by panchoosey January 22, 2012

Tired Of Sex

A masterpiece of a song from a masterpiece of an Album, "Pinkerton", from an amazing band Weezer.

Hey dude, can you play "Tired Of Sex" by Weezer, I really love that song.

by avidrocklover February 13, 2018