twanker

it is a shortened word for"toms a wanker"

tom pritchard from wrexham is a twanker

by beatdownshiffty July 14, 2006

Twanker

An insult for females instead of wanker.
Twat + Wanker = Twanker

"God Sarah your such a twanker..."

by UrbanLedgend June 16, 2016

titwarmer

The most lovely person to be alive

“Omg do you know titwarmer?”
“Yes ofc I know titwarmer she’s the best!”

by Ligma137292 August 14, 2021

Twanker'd

Twanker'd

When one is twatted and wankered on various prescription & none prescription medication obtained from Jeff in wetherspoons

Looks like Woody is Twanker'd

by The Chainsaw chronicles November 4, 2022

Twanker

Someone who is both a wanker and a twat.

Bob: Argh!
John: What's up man?
Bob: This Gary dude is such a twanker!

by A. Navarro November 18, 2009

twanker

A banker who uses Twitter.

This was made up live on Deal or No Deal by Noel.

That banker is a twanker

by kennydude October 16, 2011

twanker

a shortened word for nicks a wanker

that plonker nick blundle from wrexham is a right twanker with a small willie

by paul willie June 27, 2007