Suamico Two Timer

the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.

"Dude i heard you gave hannah a wicked Suamico Two Timer last night."

by VDE April 4, 2008

one-timer

A common term used in hockey in which a player passes it to another player, and the player receiving the pass shoots it in the net rather then stopping it. Used usually to lure a goalie to one end of the net, and then allowing a player with an open shot to score.

"Martin St. Louis feeds the puck to Vincent Lecavavelier for the game-winning one-timer!"

by Kody Schafer October 17, 2004

Two-timer Catholic

Refers to catholics who attend church twice a year, on Christmas and Easter. May also be used to refer to other religions, but is most commonly used in reference to catholics.

The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.

by Fishmalk December 10, 2011

Big Timer

1: Simaliar to to a baller or player
2:Someone with lots of cars,clothes, and/or money.

Baby Fresh- "I'm a real big timer"

by Angryblackpanther October 24, 2004

short-timer's syndrome

Originally dating back to the Vietnam War. When one's rotation date (leave the country) was near, one lost focus on still being a soldier, and became a liability instead of an asset. Also, the period of time at the end of the 12th grade, when one has already been accepted into a college or the military, and is just waiting for the Senior Prom and Graduation ceremonies.

I wonder if Simon Cowell is getting short-timer's syndrome on American Idol?

by Guido1 March 11, 2010

Big Timer

A Big Timer not only possesses class, but also great skill. He/she can complete even the most routine task with elegance and panache. A Big Timer also has large levels of banter and unrivalled wit.

Person one: "She's never even cracked a smile at me. He comes along and says a few things and she's pissing her pants and going out with him on Sunday!"

Person 2: "It's too easy for him! He's a Big Timer!"

by Alzamatralz November 8, 2014

toliet timer

this is where, the male is masturbating himself while the female is waiting to get a load in her face, but instead of a load, the male pisses in the females face, and sees how long he can piss without her throwing a fit, then recording the time.

"dude, last night, i got a new whore, and took the toliet timer to a 27 seconds!"

by whatthefuck69 January 20, 2009