throat job

an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.

Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.

Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

Thrifter

Someone that religiously shops at Thrift Stores looking for bargains and often scores amazing deals. Often dedicated to recycling and reuse of products to keep our planet "greener".

"I'm a real fan of Thrift Stores. They call me a Thrifter, but in a good way! It's amazing the deals you can find. I found a beautiful designer handbag at one last week for $8.00!! Thrifting is my life - and reusing instead of throwing everything away is better for our environment"

by me.thrifty September 5, 2011

Cut-throat Bitch

A person (usually a female) who is cruel and does not care about another person's feelings. S/he can excessively rude or obnoxious and or extremely competitive (hence the word: cutthroat).

Kutner: "Cut-throat Bitch" is your official title.
Amber: It's a game. You can either play for fun or play to win. If you want to win, you want cutthroat.

by John Doe 186 January 18, 2009

Thrift Wiff

The smell you smell as you enter a thrift store.

As I walked into the Goodwill I definitely got a thrift wiff.

Smell may come from: Old shoes, old clothes, used books, etc., all enclosed together in the same building.

by natal33to June 3, 2009

Poop throat

An old rich male, usaully driving a gold or black Caddilac or BMW. If you see one of these cars, You can say the car is poop throaty. Some people who are poop throats are Bernie Madoff, George Bush, James Cameron, and Bill Clinton.

Wow, that guy in the BMW is a total poop throat.

by Poopthroat #5 August 28, 2010

convenient sore throat

Saying that u have a sore throat so that you don't have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the fuck up so that u can talk.

(In a school)

Child shouts, 'I am superman!' and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform

Teacher: Little boy, you sit your ass down!!!

Students laugh at the teacher's outburst and continue their talking.

Teacher: Silence class, I am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (Cough)(Cough)

Random Student: Ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!

Teacher: Silence!!

by ZCMC April 1, 2009

throat freeze

Although the brain freeze is much more 'popular', real people (with actual souls) experience the cold burn of throat freezing when engulfing too much cold foods, too fast. The 'symptoms' are usually;
-a piercing coldness in your throat
-difficulty breathing
-laughs makes the pain worse.

While drinking cold classic cherry slurpees, the friends (Anti-Soul) and (Real-Soul) experienced a strange sensation.
(Anti-Soul); Ah! My brain!
(Real-Soul); Wtf.
(Anti-Soul); Oh, my head, it's so cold -- must be a brain freeze.
(Real-Soul); Shouldn't it hurt your throat... like... a throat freeze?
(Devil);-Rising from hell- THAT IS HIS PUNISHMENT, TRYING TO ESCAPE MY ETERNAL BURNING SUFFERING BY COOLING HIMSELF, I SHALL MAKE THE PAIN STRAIGHT TO HIS FEEBLE HUMAN MIND!
(Real-Soul); K.

by Anonymous Slurpee August 3, 2008