by TomatoFlameBoy September 24, 2023
A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.
"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"
"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
by DavieYo May 20, 2015
A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023