thoene

when you fucked up spelling "the one"

thats thoene!

by joyful coffee June 8, 2021

thneedery

Committing the vile act of giving an article of clothing a new use.

“God did you see Lola using her old infinity scarf as a top? Thats a blatant act of thneedery!”

by Voomity November 24, 2021

Thneed

A thneed is an indument that could be used in a thousand different ways

(It appears in The Lorax)

If a t-shirt can be turned into a top, that’s a thneed

by Elesaro March 9, 2022

Thneed

A fine thing all people need. Created by The Onceler in The Lorax, it was made using the leaves of Truffula Trees. It sold for 3.98 (in what is assumed to be american dollars), and served many different purposes. It could be a pillow, rug, scarf, hat, carpet, bird nest, hammock, diaper, sponge, rug, the list goes on!

Everybody needs a Thneed!

by Delighten D.N November 21, 2022

wrong-thonged

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.

Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.

by schmelka May 29, 2011

thneed

An item, according to Dr Suess, which is most definately required.

You need a thneed.

by Raphael January 15, 2003

thonker

When someone's thighs can be described as chonkers.

I tried some jeans on the other day and I just couldn't get them over my thonkers.

by goobygoon May 9, 2022