King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

Thistle

If you are named after a flower and a girl gives you a thistle, she is falling in love with you.

I'm falling in love with her so I gave her a thistle

by swaggy thistle March 29, 2022

Thistle tail

Used as an adjective to describe someone with straight hips and no curves.

She is so thistle tailed in those jeans.

by Abby Dude February 5, 2018

Tommy Thistle

When you insert a 12 inch dildo covered in someone else's fecal matter into your own rectum.

I Tommy Thistled myself last night.

by Disgurl0805 November 24, 2023

thorns and thistles

Troubles, cares, hardships, and concerns

Question: "How's it going, buddy?" Answer: "Thorns and thistles, man, thorns and thistles."
Can also be used as an exclamation meaning "Life sucks" or "Everything has gone to crap." As in "Did you hear what happened? Thorns and thistles! how am I going to fix this?!"

by Sawrie December 7, 2021

thistle

a bright bay mare who competes in 1.20m british showjumping and novice (1.10m) british eventing. You'll never have a horse like her.

have you seen how good thistle is

by mbt14612 May 29, 2020

Tommy Thistle

When someone inserts a 12 inch dildo covered in another individual's fecal matter up their own rectum.

Drew Tommy Thistled with George last night!

by Disgurl0805 November 25, 2023