Theseus

The coolest individual in the world
A Theseus is always one to be trusted.

Plus, insanely hot and cool.

Keith: My best friend is a Theseus
Greg: Oh really, he sounds insanely amazing

Keith: God yeah, I absolutely love Theseus

by SpaceBoi June 2, 2023

thesis

The paper you have to write in order get a masters degree from cal poly.

I really don't want to write this thesis. It has to be like 100 pages!

by sbthomas May 28, 2004

Thesis Envy

A condition experienced by some students because their friends have thesis and they don’t. Usually this happens when friends are starting to complete their thesis and graduate while these students are stuck with their own thesis. Thesis envy could lead to several conditions. One of the conditions is regression. This can be seen when thesis-writing students take classes that are meant for students below their level, for example taking classes for first or second year students. Another condition is professor complex, the students identify themselves with their professors and/or have an unconscious desire to kill their professors.

Example 1

He told me he wants to kill his professor because his professor is being very difficult with his thesis. I think he has thesis envy.

Example 2

Dude, seriously. You're beginning to talk like Professor Burns. I thing you have thesis envy.

by Aristogama December 9, 2008

thesish

Wimpy humanities paper writing: It is the prototype of the thesis. The thesish might become your thesis statement with some tweaking, but it is definitely not there yet. A work in progress, it is often defined by the stuff you come up with or that somehow winds up in your paper. This way, your thesis cannot really be contradicted by mountains of way more researched and erudite material that you never thoroughly read.

"What's your thesis, Nick?"
"Oh dewd, I don't have one yet. I just got this thesish which changes every time I research a new article."

by Nickyboysmartypants June 26, 2005

Thesies

Literally meaning a "Shit Theory". The combination of theory and feces. A theory that is so absurd that it must be made up. Something that is based on semi-truths with ridiculous outcomes.

"Coffee cures cancer because of it's magical healing powers."
"Sounds like a thesies to me."

by SABCal91 January 5, 2014

Theseus

A beautiful man with high sex drive he makes the pussy flow like water love is his passion and will pursue it relentlessly.

He's so hot he must be a Theseus

by Bruhhssuggsyhdss November 21, 2021

35 page thesis

The assignment/task/job is so ridiculous that it's equivalent to a "35 page thesis" which is ridiculous to do. This leads you to want to bullshit the assignment.

So when an assignment is really redundant or too difficult, it is "35 page thesis" material .

I'm willing to pull a 35 page thesis out of my ass just to pass this class.

This English assignment is 35 page thesis material. I'm not going to try.

by xXKylaAnimeXx March 14, 2019