thermometered

The act of having your temperature taken to enter a building (or country) due to global pandemics.

I got thermometered coming in the building this morning for work.

by GeorgiaIrish March 26, 2020

Green Thermos

Green Thermos is military slang for a Cum Bucket.

The Petraeus scandal is much about an "unpaid social liaison" that is just politically spin on Slut or Green Thermos.

by T-Rex 317 November 14, 2012

stew in a thermos

10 bald men having an orgy in a sauna.

I accidentally walked into a stew in a thermos.

by Kavricious June 20, 2016

Law of Thermoscrewing

A Law that defines everything according to the Ultimate Truth. All of which is obviously way too complicated for the average person.

Bob: Hey, did you know that people miss-spell the name Kendall all the time?
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.

by sneer13 November 5, 2009

pee thermos

An alternative means for a toilet most likely used by WoW gamers.

On late night raids Tim's trusty poop sock help him through the night but only solved half his problem until he heard about the pee thermos.

by oddfuzz September 1, 2008

Meat Thermometer

Used in conjunction with a Greasy Oven Mitt.

When performing a Greasy Oven Mitt a male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female.

"I was unaware my penis was big enough to give her a meat thermometer while giving her a greasy oven mitt".

by Greasy13 July 27, 2010

man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.

1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.

by ByRd December 29, 2007