tweedling the taco

the act of female masturbation

She was all horned up and had plans of going home and just tweedling the taco for awhile.

by freepster November 5, 2012

Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

Poop Threading

The act of sending emails to your friends while sitting on the toilet. Usually as part of an on-going email thread. Sometimes proven with a picture.

I stayed on the toilet too long because I was poop threading and it is hard to type on my iPhone.

by Boboblaw December 19, 2010

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

threading the corn

Euphemism for jacking off. First used in a Rachel ray cooking video.

Dude i was watching sara palin debate last night and i just started threading the corn.

by KarateJesus January 18, 2009

Tweeding

Doing something awesome or amazing in general.

We be Tweeding!
We are Tweeding tonight!

by D.E.L.L.Y. August 14, 2011

Tweedling

The act of taking a bath and raising the head of your erect penis out of the water to make an island.
Then you take a horsefly and remove one of its wings and place it on your helmet head island.
It will be unable to fly and flap around in a circle on your dick head until you shoot your load like a volcano.

Dude...I was taking a bath last night and a horsefly landed on my bar of soap. I ripped off one of that fuckers wings and started tweedling until I bust a nut. Best feeling ever.

by Uncle_Slippy_Fist August 18, 2019