♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ All the live-long day ♫

♫ I've been sittin on the toilet ♫

♫ Just to piss my life away ♫

♫ Don't you hear the whizzer flushing ♫

♫ Sleep in so late in the day ♫

♫ Can't you hear your neighbour yelling ♫

♫ Quick, get the poo-poo spray! ♫

I've Been Sittin on the Toilet by Telephony July 30, 2016

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Going to the toilet

Code for the person you hate going to the school toilets and masturbating.

"Where's Jimmy?"

"He's going to the toilet."

"Oh, you mean to masturbate"

Going to the toilet by SlavicLegs June 23, 2020

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Bomb the toilet

When someone or yourself take a big dump in the toilet causing a massive poop/fart smell that covers the toilet and other rooms nears the toilet to smell like poop/fart

'' sorry guys i bombed the toilet''

''did you bomb the toilet? ''

Bomb the toilet by ChozenWon September 6, 2016

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finger thru the toilet paper moment

a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it

this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.

finger thru the toilet paper moment by banjobill January 9, 2009

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