Split

Extremely drunk. Not just "wet," but peeing-on-yourself- you'll-never-remember-this-night, wasted.

We took my brother clubbin' on his 21st Birthday and man, that boy was so split it was pitiful.

by AdMom January 14, 2010

splits

Percentage of money received in a deal

Just renegged that contract and now my splits lookin good

by ableezy December 1, 2011

split

When a woman has sex so much that her junk is loose; Also a female that is butt ugly.

Man, that girl is so split.

by Brenton January 8, 2004

split

1. to beat the shit out of someone.
2. extreamly intoxicated

1. hey, let's go split those fuckers.
2. dude, I was split last night

by stan April 12, 2006

split

To release flatulance from one's anus.

Omg shane, wtf did you just split ass???

by AwsomeAl January 3, 2008

splits

sunglasses

"popped the splits over and tossed."

by noixz January 15, 2009

Split

1. To leave an area or place

2. To engage in violence toward an individual

1. Yo them fools over there tripping and I ain’t got my piece I’m going to SPLIT
2. If you don’t pay me my money by Friday I’m going to SPLIT yo wig

by FederalBanks December 20, 2020