The sorcerers apprentice

Is where you shove a magic 8 ball up your ass as a but plug while watching Nick cage on repeat.

Want to do the sorcerers apprentice tonight, I’m feeling cagey

by Jhinks January 15, 2023

Move the Sourcepost

The advanced technique of shifting the standard for what counts as an acceptable source after the initial source has been provided. First, they demand a source. You provide a mainstream news outlet. They say mainstream media is biased. You provide a peer-reviewed study. They say academia is corrupt. You provide government data. They say the government lies. You provide firsthand video evidence. They say it's deepfake. The sourcepost keeps moving because the real demand is not for evidence but for agreement, and no source will ever be acceptable if it contradicts what they already believe. Moving the sourcepost is the debate equivalent of running away while claiming you're still fighting.

Move the Sourcepost Example: "He demanded a source for climate change. She provided NASA data. He moved the sourcepost, saying NASA was part of the government and couldn't be trusted. She provided university research. He said universities were liberal. She provided international scientific consensus. He said scientists were in it for the grants. She asked what source he would accept. He said 'common sense.' The sourcepost had moved beyond the reach of evidence entirely."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 15, 2026

Moving the Sourcepost

The practice of constantly shifting source requirements—when a source is provided, demanding a better one; when a better one is provided, demanding a different kind; when that's provided, demanding something else. Moving the Sourcepost is the dynamic version of Source Sophism: the goalposts never stop moving because stopping would mean engagement. It's a tactic of infinite regress, designed to exhaust opponents and avoid ever having to accept a source as sufficient.

"She provided a study. 'Need something more recent.' She found a recent meta-analysis. 'Need primary sources.' She found primary data. 'Need independent verification.' She found independent studies. 'Need something from this specific journal.' Moving the Sourcepost: evidence as chase scene, proof as infinite regress. The post never stopped moving because stopping meant admitting she was right."

by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026

The Sock Sorcerer

Randomly having socks appear in your pockets, You try to remember how it got there, until you remember having your socks snatched by a gay dude, so you sneek in his house suck his toes in retaliation

Richard is a certified to be The Sock Sorcerer, so much in fact he moaned like hisoka when suckin on abduls toes

by IssaMysteryy January 19, 2020

sourcing the soul

This is when you access the soul of a woman by placing your mouth to her soul's portal - her vagina. This is the most intimate you may ever be. Enjoy it! It is to be celebrated!

There was no end to the elation he felt as he started sourcing the soul of the woman he so respected, desired, and longed for. It would be a long night and morning. Hydration was essential. She would never be the same. Somewhere there was a journal and it was epic.

by von groovy August 12, 2024

These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons!

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

by Kenthar August 21, 2003

TheSourceCode

A YouTube Channel / Discord Server filled with a bunch of bitch ass mods. All the staff suck and don't know what they're doing.

Ned is such a retard I can't believe he is owner of TheSourceCode.

by b1gn1gg4 September 7, 2018