the joe job

A complex manoeuvre in which one lures an unsuspecting victim (female) into the disabled toilet at spoons and proceeds to receive the sloppiest of toppys (must nut in under 3 minutes to complete the manoeuvre)

yeah she gave the joe job lmao tiddis, yo btw whats a durag?

by blow jyons April 29, 2020

The Joe Biden effect

A phenomenon in which someone is perceived to be more competent, kind, or intelligent than they actually are, simply because of how they compare to their predecessor.

“Is our new boss really as wonderful as he seems, or is it just the Joe Biden effect?

by Mouse Queen June 11, 2021

The Joe Brown Special

A sexual act in which the male stimulates both the female vulva and areola (nipple) simultaneously using only his fingers and tongue

Hey do you bang that hot chick from the bar last night?

You know it, The Joe Brown special too

No Way!

by Joey B! July 23, 2010

The Joe Dymond

Committing murder

I pulled The Joe Dymond on this girl last night. The police have no leads. Let's run to the Mekong Delta!

by albatross34 November 9, 2010

the joe lawson

To outright steal money. To say you're going to get something for so many dollars, then send half and keep all the money.

Ted: I can't believe he only sent me half

Fred: Dude, you totally got the joe lawson

by TUT20BG3 December 26, 2009

The Joe Schmoe Trap

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention

Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

The Joe Gardas

Another name for the lat-drop, an infamous wrestling move. If someone tries to take you down with The Joe Gardas you better start praying.

“Omg, that guy used The Joe Gardas on me!” “I am so scared of that guy, he always uses The Joe Gardas!”

by Abbydameanie January 2, 2020