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The Dark Web

The Dark Web is often confused with The Deep Web . The Dark Web can be accessed via Tor Browser. The Dark Web, is not accessible via Google , Firefox , Internet Explorer , Bing and so on, these browser are what we refer to as Surface Web Browsers. You can still access the dark side of the web with a just a computer or phone or tablet, whatever, It's highly dangerous doing so, a Virtual Machine is recommended, to say it simply, the Virtual Machine is a makeshift computer inside you computer, if a virus/malware is contracted, it fucks the Machine, not your computer.

On the Dark Web you can find:

CP

Hitmen (often fake)

Fake Id's and Driving Licences

Chatrooms

Redrooms

Hacking

Selling illegal shit (drugs, guns etc)

The equivalent of pedo heaven, where pedos chat to get to know each other, often with the aim of getting into a relationship, with the soul purpose to rape their children and sell them off.

And Much Much MORE

Do not EVER access the deep web

You will scarred for life
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The Useless Web

An epic collection of useless websites ; a great way to waste your time.
I went on the Useless Web yesterday and it was complete chaos.
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The Schumin Web

Both the most maddening and the most fascinating web page on the net. Owned by Ben Schumin, this web site features an array of mundane photo essays (including ones of Wal-Mart) an online newsletter, essays, and other such things
"The Schumin Web: The mundane and pintless have never been so fascinating."
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The Deep Web

The majority if the internet is found here. This can easily be accessed by using the Tor browser and unlike what most people sag, this is not run by "evil cults", " pedophiles" or homicidal maniac. The reputation is an example of how much power the government has as people believe that without laws people have no morals, which is equally bullshit as one who bases their morality off of the bible or quaron. The deep web is where the dankest an most most edgy of us lie, also there is actually a fully operating fixed version of YouTube here. If you really follow the laws because of surveillance and fear if punishment then you are one pussy ass bitch who lacks a moral compass. Be a good person for the sake of a good person, do not let the government determine YOUR modality. Tor is the Ring of Gyges, wear it as a moral example of humanity. The people control the deep web, and if evil is found here then the people get rid of it, for example most people on the deep web do not want drug deals or child porn on the web, and they will take down those sites when needed. The deep web is here because the main web failed when it succumbed to marketing and surveillance.
You can not find mystery boxes on the deep web, those YouTube videos are bullshit. The YouTube channel called "chills" is also bullshit.
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The Dark Web

A portion of the deep web that is inaccessible for standard web browsers and requires special software like Tor, also a good enough security (Such as a VPN and removing peripherals such as microphones, webcams and others, Using an operating system such as TailsOS, whatever the fuck it was) is recommended to access, in the dark web, there are things such as drugs, organs, child porn, stolen credit cards, hacked sensitive info, etc, cryptocurrency is common for dark web transactions.
Person 1 - Where the fuck did you get cocaine?

Person 2 - The dark web.

Person 1 - Are you fucking kidding me?

Person 2 - No, i just spent my BTC from some random "Scooby-Doo" drug marketplace to get it.

Person 1 - Ugh, could you at least hide this thing before the cops come after us.

Person 2 - Ok.
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