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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
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Gassing the Tent

When you have a boner and fart so that the gas engulfs your penis and inflates your pants
Eww look at Mikey he's gassing the tent, I can smell it.
by Hamgurburger February 11, 2024
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Rain-In-The-Tent

The act of a man ejaculating on a woman's face without her knowing it is happening while inside a house or tent. Then she will think it is "raining" inside.
I got that girl with a good rain-in-the-tent the other night while she was sleeping. She woke up and thought there was a leak in the ceiling.
by neeehowww December 21, 2010
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Bird in the Tent

A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.
Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.
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the whole tent

when a western person zealously converts to islam
jim's gone the whole tent
by nebiru100 January 26, 2012
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tent the speedo

If you check out that hot chick too much, you might tent the speedo.
by jchfhfnfhcjcbcn April 16, 2014
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The Food Tent Effect

When two people exit a room and enter another to get away from the rest of a group, people will follow them into the formerly empty room and draw in a crowd; this is often to the dismay of the first two individuals.
"Why did everyone follow us in here?"
"It's the Food Tent Effect, bro."
by k squared July 2, 2014
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