Shuffle The Tool Cards

Phrase meaning someone is being a tool and needs to stop doing so.

Guy One-Man, Mike is such a terd.
Guy Two-Yeah, he really needs to shuffle the tool cards.

by ~meatsandwich~ October 23, 2009

Shuffle the puppies

A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”

“Shuffle the puppies!”

by Porkscratchings7 March 22, 2022

The Waltham Shuffle

To move about from place to place. Specially when in Waltham, broke, between jobs, and between housing.

Did The Waltham Shuffle when between jobs. Out of theMansion, first stop,Mickey-D's or may be the Common Grounds. After a while, ready for a nap at the gay church near moody(might take a nap at the library.) Already dinner time? 'tis time to go to the Cantina on Moody (not far from the gay church). First real meal of the day, ready to go to the Mansion....9 0'Clock..

by Braindread December 20, 2008

The Cavan shuffle

Irregular spasmodic and convulsive dancing performed by the natives of County Cavan. Lacking rhythm, shteamin', on the dance floor, moving from side to side with feet in repetitive pattern, while head and torso exhibit what can only be described as an epileptic fit.

Down the local dishco, there's many a boy at the Cavan shuffle hi.

by Anky33 February 16, 2013

shuffle the tits off the Queens

When the oppossing player is taking way to fucking long to shuffle the deck.

Come on Jon are you trying to "shuffle the tits off the Queens" or are ya gonna fucking deal.

by Troy2480 September 27, 2006

The Romanian Shuffle

Its when everyone looks left and a Romanian steals something.

Subway Employee: Where did all the chips go? We did not sell that many today.
Subway Manager: It looks like someone pulled the Romanian Shuffle.

by The Blimpostilzskin July 8, 2011

The Mecky Shuffle

Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.

Instead of blasting on this broads tits, I prefer to fuck her sink up with the mecky shuffle.

by Craig Wayne Jenkins June 4, 2018