The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mm~
Oh yeah~
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Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mm~
Oh yeah~
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That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!
yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.
yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.
by dickheads123 February 12, 2009
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The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
by JohnOfTheDoybervilles October 15, 2014
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And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
And like a slippery condom, it's about to tear open.
I need you to picture this. You're driving 100 on the freeway and you're coked outta your mind. You car hasn't been MOTD in 3 years and you're getting head. Also, it' raining, your car is a slippery condom.
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