The Suckage

Refers to a series of web forums, the present incarnation of which resides at www.sucksbbs.com

A forum where you can say anything, no matter how twisted or vulgar, and the mods won't lift a finger. A TRUE free speech forum in every sense of the word.

Also refers to the pseudo-religion started by an enigmatic poster known as The Prophet. The Suckage refers to a collection of ideologies, customs and cliches that are native to the Sucks forums.

The Suckage is twisted, but awesome.

by Penisbird.com, m8s July 6, 2005

The 'Sucker Punch' Effect

The effect one has when they see something that looks so good and awesome, they must have it, taste it, see it, etc. The moment they do, they are disappointed eventually. Based off of the movie Sucker Punch.

Ohhh that candy looks so good!!

A while later...

Ahh this candy sucks! I hate the 'Sucker Punch' effect!

by Zenken June 22, 2011

Freak With The Succ

When you see a thottie and she got them big blowjob lips, flappy enough to suck your whole squad at one time.

"Damn, patricc a freak with the succ!"

by urdadsfavorite July 12, 2016

The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...

When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...

by boomsmack August 21, 2009

the suck

Extremely crappy in nature.

The video game "Hero X" is the suck.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 20, 2003

the suck

When something overflows and reeks with suckery. Nothing can suck as much as that. It is "the suck." You can feel the suck being emitted from "the suck" when get near it. To earn the title "the suck" it has to suckiest thing that has ever sucked in your sucky life before. Trust me you do not want to be "the suck" Bewarned, "the suck" is contagious and its suckage can be transfered through you touching it, or you sucking off the suck.

My girlfriend: You suck
Me: O yea? Well you are the suck
My girlfriend: Make love to me
Me: Ok!

by fuck you I dont have any friends December 28, 2005

the suck

A state of suckitude, or achieving a stateof suckitude.

"Why always the suck?"

by Bigsteve March 21, 2005