boomsmack's definitions

The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...

When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...

by boomsmack August 21, 2009

rectumfy

to put something right; correct in the butt.

One may rectumfy almost any situation, if given time.

by Boomsmack February 26, 2018

Motionary

In motion, usually slowly, so as to appear still. The opposite of stationary.

A motionary object tends to stay in motion, unless acted upon by a large boot.

by Boomsmack September 2, 2013