Definitions by boomsmack

rectumfy 

to put something right; correct in the butt.

One may rectumfy almost any situation, if given time.

rectumfy by Boomsmack February 26, 2018

Motionary 

In motion, usually slowly, so as to appear still. The opposite of stationary.

A motionary object tends to stay in motion, unless acted upon by a large boot.

Motionary by Boomsmack September 2, 2013

The Suck Stand 

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...

When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...

The Suck Stand by boomsmack August 21, 2009