sunk to the nuts

The act of inserting the cock into either the pussy or ass so that cock is so far inside that the nuts are literally sitting flush or slapping against the outside of said orifice...Sometimes predicated by the penis 'bottoming out' against the cervix. Should be a goal during any sexual intercourse....

Dude, the Platinum had his thundercock sunk to the nuts in this breezy's unsuspecting box!

Hey D-Pal, shut your pie, do you need me to be sunk to the nuts?

by Triple Platinum February 18, 2008

The Number J

Famous blooper by Sean "Day9" Plott, a Starcraft 2 caster. Happened in Episode #200 of his daily show, when talking about Ben being the first victim to a FFA-Alphabetical Kill funday monday.

I know you are probably angry with your mother, you probably go like: why don't you name me Zen, or Wen, or even like, the Number J

by ceejay33 July 25, 2011

the nut room

A narrow room in the basement that contains a tv, a massage chair facing the tv and a table with a box of tissues on it.

You got a box of tissues AND a massage chair?? That's the nut room, the nut room

by DDistrict March 17, 2023

the nutsack

The pinnacle, the shit.

German origin from the Bavarian slang 'der nuBknacker'. Loosely translated: scrotally awesome.

My brother is so wicked funny he made us both cry. He's the nutsack!

by mchamster December 24, 2012

The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.

The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.

by Fasters December 10, 2022

the nuts

In poker, the best possible hand given the community cards available.

I was drawing dead, he already had the nuts

by Stu Ungar August 14, 2003

Wearing the number 2 headband

Reference to Afro-Samurai, the popular Anime starring Samuel L. Jackson (voice) as the title character.

In a futuristic yet feudal Japan, it is said that the one who wields the Number 1 headband is the fiercest fighter in the world and shall possess godlike powers. The only way to obtain the Number 1 headband is to challenge and defeat him in combat. However, only the Number 2 can challenge the Number 1, while anyone can challenge the Number 2, which causes a constant struggle for the Number 2 headband.

This is used when it seems like EVERYONE has a bone to pick with you in a given day

dude, my girlfriends pissed at me, my roommate's on my case, my co-workers left me with a pile of work and my boss says im on thin ice -- I must be wearing the number 2 headband

by Dyrk Diggler April 1, 2011