Probably the rowdiest person you will ever meet. A man among men that backs down to no challenge. More than likely will bang your girlfriend then take your mother home in the same night as well as stop by your sisters place.
by AllAmericanGing December 3, 2016
Get the The Matt Werring mug.A method of betting in Las Vegas, wherein the better visually ascertains what bet Mr.Kiser is making, and then makes the exact opposite bet...almost assuring a positive outcome for the better. This has been historically specific to the table game Roulette, though the method has been used with success in many other casino table games, as well as slot machine play.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
In layman’s terms, whatever he does...you do the opposite.
Kiser : “I’m gonna put $1,000 on Black! I got a system”
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
Everyone in earshot: “Hey Matty just put $1,000 on black...I’ll put $1,000 on red!
Someone’s fried: “Why?”
Everyone: “ It’s the Matt Kiser Method ”
Casino: “14 Red.”
Kiser: “Aw shit!”
Everyone else: “Yay!”
Kiser: Even
You: Odd
Kiser: 1-18
You: 19-36
Kiser: Hit, I got a system
You: Stay
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Get the Pulling the Matt mug.1. An adult male of excess mass who regards women as an accessory to his overweening ego
2. An obese man who builds his muscles at the expense of his character
3. A man who squeezes into girls jeans without regard to the girth of his ass
4. One who loves an ice cream sandwich almost as much as he loves himself
5. One whose vanity blinds him from the terror of fat growing on his thighs
2. An obese man who builds his muscles at the expense of his character
3. A man who squeezes into girls jeans without regard to the girth of his ass
4. One who loves an ice cream sandwich almost as much as he loves himself
5. One whose vanity blinds him from the terror of fat growing on his thighs
Matt the Fat shouldn’t try to bulk up because his ass will always be a jiggly pool of cellulite.
Richard Simmons on Matt the Fat: "I've met middle-aged women who have less cellulite on their ass than Matt the Fat."
Richard Simmons on Matt the Fat: "I've met middle-aged women who have less cellulite on their ass than Matt the Fat."
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