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Turbo-manlet

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.
Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!
by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017
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Manlet Monday

A time where a bunch of friends get together on monday and party. Usually listening to chief keef. They honor their friend emmanuel with this day. And it also is starting to honor PkJr.
"Are you fuckin stoked for manlet monday?" - Sun
"Hell yeah. Im gonna twerk!" - Martinez
by goaart June 4, 2021
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Tall Manlet

A tall person that avereges about 6'3 or 6'2 that is skinny and anyone that is 5'9 or below could kick their ass.
I don't get it The tall Manlet is taking the blonde but that's not safe, the fact that she is confident is sad as anyone could drop that Tall Manlet.
by Darte July 1, 2016
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Beady Eyed Beta Manlet

An eye popping short fella who goes to the gym to workout arms while wearing a muscle shirt and booty shorts. This person also enjoys trolling and creating fail memes.
Person 1: Have you seen Gary lately?

Person 2: Nah, I think he's in the gym being a beady eyed beta manlet.

Person 1: Yeah, he needs to chill with that.
by shiv4m July 22, 2015
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receiding haired manlet

A person whose hairline is receding. This person is also a manlet aka short man who wishes he was tall.
Wow johnson look at that receiding haired manlet over there.

damn hes short, I didn't know that they exsisted.
by bobby light69696969 October 27, 2009
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manlets

Manlets are males who are shorter than 5ft10. They suffer from manletism and can often be found futilely lifting weights in the local manlet pit, in a hilarious attempt at increasing their nonexistent masculinity or prancing around town in high heels after embracing their inherent effeminacy.
Look at those silly manlets tussling over a pair of high heels over there! Oh, I thought they were just a bunch of little girls...
by ManletDepreciator July 14, 2024
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malaria manlet

The malaria manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a diminutive and diseased, microscopically minuscule little midget monstrosity who has contracted malaria because of the stuntedly swamplike living conditions that he endures due to amusingly having little baby legs and therefore standing so low that one would have to pick him up just to say hello. If the petite and puny malaria manlet surprisingly survives the gaping wound left by the infectious bite of a to him dragonlike mosquito, then he will subsequently begin to suffer from explosive diarrhea, hobbit feet, Napoleon complex psychosis and of course uncontrollable bouts of manlet rage before finally metamorphosing into a murloc manlet and wearily waddling away to effeminately frolic around in a nearby puddle like the girlishly fairylike runt of a sexy sissy manlet princess that his mouselike manletism has hilariously forever doomed him to be. Malaria manlets BTFO.
Maria: Did you hear that Tiny Tom called in sick today again? Manmore: Good, I never liked that subhumanly stunted little malaria manlet anyway! Maria: Me neither. Manlets are just gross! Manmore: Short people got no reason. Maria: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024
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