Poked the log

when you give someone anal and it touches their shit

"I just poked the log last night"

by Bob John October 19, 2006

slog the log

suck the cock

dude, that chick really knows how to slog the log.

by dave4817 April 27, 2004

farting off the log

those precious moments before your turtle head becomes a man and farts roll off of the log causing the stink to be a lot worse than normal.

"Sorry about that one guys. I'm farting off the log."

by Spankford May 30, 2008

lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.

I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log

by Shredwards May 17, 2016

flog the log

see friggin in the riggin

Whatever flogs your log!

by Jesus does it in the butt February 22, 2003

Kermit the log

Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.

Man, are you sad? Just laugh at Kermit the Log. It'll make you feel a lot better about yourself.

by Kermit the Log May 20, 2018

Early Log Smokes the Log

A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!

-Hey want to play early log smokes the log
-Yeah sure totally alright!

by WwWwWwWwWwWwWwW78 March 10, 2010