The Enders

The Enders are a post-punk/hardcore band based in Lafayette, Indiana. A 3 piece comprised of Sam Koch on bass, Kyle Martin on drums, and Ben Hagood on guitar and vocals, they formed in the summer of 2009, and ride the line between punk and metal.

I'm going to watch The Enders tonight!

by thatguywhopostedthis January 9, 2010

to defeat the enderdragon

(verb)

A euphemism for having sex.

'I'm going to defeat the enderdragon tomorrow' = 'I'm going to have sex tomorrow'

by blemmyemmy January 19, 2021

The Elder Statesman

Member of DOV, his boss is Bruce, a.k.a Gamblor and lives for the Shore.

"what's the elder statesman doing with the evil one?"

by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

The golden 5 enders

Are a series of words which are used to tell someone to shut up in persian. And they are used either alone.or together to emphasize on the level of annoyance that person is experiencing. Sometimes the user would say "ayy" to further emphasize their point. Ex: AYY KOOFT.

Kooft: shut up
Dard: pain
Marg: death
Maraaz: Disease
Zahre mar: snake's toxin

S:so I found out she has herpes
Y: ah man you definitely have herpes now.ha ha ha

S: kooft. Dard. Marg.Maraaz. Zahre mar.

These are the golden 5 enders

by Loooooooooooooooooooooooooo999 April 1, 2019