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Alabama Cookout

When you skin and cook the creature you made into roadkill.
Redneck Friend: "What banged up your truck?"
Redneck: "I ran over a buck the other day so we're having an Alabama Cookout."
by Phil Mahooterz April 21, 2016
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Anal Cookout

Eating hot Cheetos or other hot chips and then preceding to eat some ones asshole
After snacking you boys, Daniel gave Angela an anal cookout
by pppoopoo December 16, 2019
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Korean Cookout

A BBQ party where food is cooked based on the timing of guests' arrival. The raw and marinated food is laid out, and as guest arrive they throw whatever they like on the grill and cook it till it is ready to eat. This way the food does not get cold, and the party host is not responsible for "manning" the grill.
Hence the term "Korean" - just like in Korean BBQ restaurants where the raw meat is cooked at the table per the patrons liking.

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Person 1: AYO! Am I late for the BBQ? How come the food is not cooked?

Person 2: Allister's having a Korean Cookout foo. The food is on the table. Go cook your own food.

Person 1: Aww Yeah self-service!
by CLK500 August 19, 2012
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Texan Cookout

When you put barbecue sauce in someone’s ass or vagina and then you fuck them
We were doing some kinky shit last night I had a Texan Cookout and got Barbecue sauce every where!
by PussyMaster69 October 17, 2019
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cookout table legs

Man David got so folded he whipped out his cookout table legs
by kitttyyygirl January 3, 2021
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Cookout

Markitos is definitely invited to the Cookout. Marcelo already had his chance tho. - Kelsey about the Cookout
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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It turned from a cookout into a cock-out

Used humorously to describe a situation that started normal, fun, or chill (like a BBQ with friends), but suddenly went totally out of control, chaotic, or unexpectedly sexual. It plays on the rhyme between cookout (grill party) and cock-out (slang for male genitals being exposed).
"We thought it would just be burgers and beer, but after midnight… it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."

"The meeting was fine at first, but when everyone started shouting, it turned from a cookout into a cock-out."
by Bestil August 25, 2025
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