charming the one eyed trouser snake 

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

charming the one eyed trouser snake by Jim July 19, 2004

The Snake Charmer

When a male masturbates he stares at his penis until climax. When climax occurs the "Charmer" has to death stare the penis and not flinch when "Spit" on by the "Snake". After release the erect penis becomes soft thus proving victory in favor of the "charmer" over the "snake"

Mom: JIMMY!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!
Jimmy: MOM GET OUT!!!!! I AM THE SNAKE CHARMER!!!!!
MOM: OH MY GOD JIMMY!!!!! THAT IS HOW YOU GO BLIND FROM MASTURBATING!!!!

The Snake Charmer by Ason J Nderson A May 14, 2010

charming the snake 

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

charming the snake by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

Charming the Snake 

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

Charming the Snake by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

The snake charmer

While receiving a blowjob wait until you’re about to cum and start waiving your left hand around. When their attention is on that hand you grab the back of their neck with the right and hold them tightly and cum. The cum will shoot out both nostrils like a spitting cobra.

I mesmerized her with the snake charmer last night.

The snake charmer by Jongeinbundy April 19, 2020

Carmel the perfect girl bst frn 

A Carmel the perfect girl bstfrn is an amazing rare unique friend. It is extremely hard to come by a girl best friend as great and perfect as Carmel. She is the bestest girl best friend there ever was and is a supportive and comforting best friend you can tell anything to. She is interesting considerate intuitive and very talented. She normally has a funny girl best friend and a boy best friend who can be annoying and stupid and do stupid things without thinking. She has little to no imperfections and has many people trying to copy and be like her. She takes the number one spot out of all of your friends let alone female friends.

Carmel the perfect girl bst frn is my girl bst frn. She is not insecure and is funny fun and entertaining.

She prefers to say bst frn instead of best friend for some reason

Antonyms-avi stupid bitch avinaash

Carmel the perfect girl bst frn by Avz1up February 20, 2018

the dirty charmin 

The dirty Charmin- when a girl goes down on a guy while he's taking a shit and catches his cum in the toilet paper then wipes his ass with it

I was going down on Steven while he was taking a shit and right before he busted a nut I grabbed the toilet paper to catch it and then wiped his ass with it. When he asked me wtf was that I said it's called the dirty Charmin.

the dirty charmin by Soreal4real December 20, 2015