the angry hermit crab

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

by JoeVirus November 24, 2006

The Angry weave

A sexual act that requires will and strength. You find a sexual partner who wears a weave/wig. You perform the Angry Weave by bending said partner over and start to have sexual intercourse doggy style. Once you are fully engaged, you rip off her weave, place it on your head and start laughing menacingly. As she starts to pull away angrily. You hold on for dear life. Creating the Angry Weave.

My girl broke up with me last night, apparently she was not into the "The Angry Weave". I got to keep the hair though.

by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019

the angry wife

When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.

After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !

by fuzzytree443 June 8, 2021

The Angry Lubu

The shit that just burns your bootyhole. You know the loud,angry, burning shit that screams fuck you toni!

After taco Tuesday my asshole threw a bitch fit and dropped The Angry lubu

by Theangrylubu October 5, 2021

The Angry Penguin

you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.

I was deep into a good fuck session with my wife when I gave that cheating bitch The Angry Penguin.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

The angry pedro

Waiting for someone to speak, spitting in their mouth and then headbutting them. Then you give them a wedgie while they are trying to get their breath back. (2nd cousin of the angry carlos)

Fatma was being a total dick so Danielle caught her off guard with the angry pedro!

by Muffin tits December 22, 2008

the angry maxine

when someone gets depressed during an intramural basketabll game and has their father slam them up against a wall.

the other day i couldnt score in my game so i stopped trying and showed off the angry maxine.

by keyhoe August 6, 2009