textplanation

a lame way to get out of actually calling a person.

Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

by emilyis March 17, 2008

textualintercource

similar to phone sex or cyber sex but wit text or sms messages

also knowen as txt sex

i had textualintercource wit ma girlfriend in english class

by TRAFMAN July 20, 2004

Textplanation

When someone writes a comment on Facebook or Twitter that shocks everyone, but you know they are not going to spill the details so you just simply write the word

Did she real just say that.....Textplanation pls!

by MsMBrianaThomas April 26, 2011

TextLink

A really annoying method of advertisement that when you hover a word, it shows the ad. The second most unimpressive way of advertising after pop-unders.

So I'm surfin' up this game cheats site and then I hover over the word "This" and "That". Guess what I find? Yeah, that's right, "This Love" by Maroon 5 for the word "This" and "That's So Gay" for the word "That". How far will they go to advertise? Textlinks!? I'd rather get a pop-under.

(Pop-Under pops up and says some "Girls Gone Wild" ad)

SHWEET!

by C168 357480-00-138033-9-28 August 6, 2008

textlaxing

when the only thing you plan to do during the day is relax and text

Jason was suppose to be working on a school project, but he spent his Saturday textlaxing at home

by Damion Ackert-Owen January 9, 2009

Textplay

The creation of simulated foreplay through the use of text messages and instant messaging.

"how about a little textplay to get things started before I get home?"

by Bob Bot April 10, 2009

Textsraining Order

When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"

So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her

by Mildley October 25, 2009