Textopia

This is a real thing in the online dating world. Was previously submitted incorrectly and has been reworked:

Textopia
noun
1. the euphoric state or feelings usually associated to an online relationship; in which all things are perfect because all communication is electronic and no personal contact has occurred

adjective

Textopian
1. Modeled for the perfect state of a relationship where all communication or contact has been made electronically.

I've been in a textopian relationship with him for months, although he has never asked me out on a date.

by Sky Spang May 19, 2017

textnore

to ignore via text message; shut down, reject

I tried hitting up Natalie, but she totally textnored me.

by Brent L September 5, 2007

Textourettes

The unfortunate habit of spewing thoughtless, seemingly random, usually inappropriate and/or profane thoughts via text message. Often, these sentiments may be true, but fall under the category of "OK to think, but not to say out loud."

Texter: Your mom's ass is f#%$in tight in those jeans!!!

Textee: Dude. They have meds for textourettes now. Talk to your doctor.

by gregor_y November 22, 2010

Textbook

To show exceptional service under pressure, to do a good job at a task, or a event to be recorded into history.

That was some textbook performance boys!
World War II is recorded into textbooks.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

Textrovert

Someone who prefers to communicate only through texting.

John will rarely ever actually peak to anyone. He is such a textrovert .

by RedeemedSoul January 13, 2015

textommenting

When two people text and comment each other simultaneously.

Linda and Mona are textommenting.

by The Hamburgler Helper March 23, 2009

textionary

The list of words that are in your cell phone's T9 library which appear when you type in the correct sequence of numbers.

Guy 1: Text Mike that "We'll see him l8er."
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.

by MarkShark May 18, 2009