Textopia

This is a real thing in the online dating world. Was previously submitted incorrectly and has been reworked:

Textopia
noun
1. the euphoric state or feelings usually associated to an online relationship; in which all things are perfect because all communication is electronic and no personal contact has occurred

adjective

Textopian
1. Modeled for the perfect state of a relationship where all communication or contact has been made electronically.

I've been in a textopian relationship with him for months, although he has never asked me out on a date.

by Sky Spang May 19, 2017

Textopiling

to talk to someone next you via text message.

Me and becky were in the car textopiling so my mom couldn't hear our convo about boys.

by Jupiter Beam January 13, 2008

textopause

After a prolonged period of being textually active, one become less interested in texting.

Initial symptoms include periods of hesitation prior to sending a text. Full blown symptoms are when one is not longer able to text due to lack of textibido.

Cure includes textolygamy.

Have you heard from Lesley lately? She doesn't text me anymore...does she have textopause?

by von Brown May 19, 2010

Textspianoge

The act of reading the texts of someone you know without their knowledge.

Word play: (text espionage)

Jason committed textspianoge on his ex girlfriend due to jealousy.

by acyis September 10, 2019