Textile Dysfunction

Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.

Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.

Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!

by Money_Mike_ November 9, 2018

Textile

Someone who likes to text a lot; the messaging equivalent of tactile.

"I've just started seeing this guy - he messages me first thing in the morning, throughout the day, and last thing at night. He's very textile."

by Anna of Mayfield July 29, 2020

Textin Romeo

A man who "sweet talks" or seduce a woman through text messaging.

Esmond is such a textin romeo.

by Raiken April 22, 2010

Finnish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Finnish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then jizzes directly in the hole thus ensuring pregnancy.

"We weren't sure if the mother was going to be able to live through the pregnancy after receiving the Finnish Textile Plant from her husband however we've realized the hole simplifies the birthday process."

-astounded medical professional

very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant

by TextileWorker September 25, 2011

Texties

1.) an informal yet popular word for the phase 'text message' often used in casual conversations, between friends and family.

'I'll get on the texties later tonight'

by Why_not? January 18, 2009

texties

Refers to people who don't have the balls to tell you something face to face so they text you instead.

People are considered texties when they break up with significant others via text and not in person.

by teezy22 October 6, 2009

textee

to throw your phone down with rage

that man just went textee on that phone

by jakethesnake1694 June 22, 2011