texticles

texts

(anything having to do with texts)

I think I should check my texticles in a few minutes.

by dbohl February 18, 2008

Texticle

Anyone who uses their cell phone primarily for texting.

"That poor texticle couldn't walk a step without walking into something.

by Road Pirate March 05, 2011

texticles

When someone is a big computer nerd, but they have some balls to do other things and are a bit fearless than just type and do computer-related thing.

Can also be reffered as a Hacker.

"Jimmy has some Texticles man, last week he shoplifted Asda"

by SkittleGuy October 12, 2007

texticle

An individual who incessantly sends you text messages about topics you really have no desire to talk about, especially when anticipating communication from an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Jake (looking at his phone): "Dude, it's another freaking text from Laz about LeBron James. He's sent me six in the last three minutes!"

Scott: "Just turn your damn phone off!"

Jake: "But I can't ... I'm awaiting a text or call from Olga the Lingerie Model about our date tomorrow. Laz is such a texticle."

Scott: "No ... He just needs to get laid."

by J.L. de Plancha July 10, 2010

Texticle Dysfunction

To have difficulties text messaging either due to a jacked up cell phone, network, or just plain sore fingers.

I couldnt text message any of my friends all day long. My phone was not sending any of my text messages. I had a serious case of texticle dysfunction.

by Railin' August 08, 2008

Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

by crazy88888888 December 03, 2009

texticle messaging

the act of a person with testicles texting another person with testicles

Are you really still texticle messaging? You're such a faggot.

by Buffalo13 August 22, 2009