De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.

Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.

by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024

Testiculating

To emphasize one's words or actions by dramatically brandishing one's testicles in an animated fashion.

Phillip was frantically testiculating to the rest of the nudist colony, who did not see the honey badger slowly approach them from behind.

by Gustavo Jnr the 16th June 11, 2018

Testiculating

The male version of Ovulation

“Babe I think I may be testiculating, it’s that time of month for me. Want to make a baby?”

by Shadowfigure14 September 27, 2025

testiculated

When a girl is riding you and leans back and then tickles your testicle.

I bumped into my ex yesterday and spent the night getting testiculated

by NiMmY February 6, 2015

testicule vestibule

The testicule vestibule is the warm and fuzzy place where the man jewels wait to do there joyful work.

Dude it's so hot I could hang my testicule vestibule in my back pocket.

by delmarskid1 July 19, 2010

Testiculate

An alternative to mansplaining. Refering to articulate and testicles.

Jimmy, we all knew what a <insert technical term> was, you didn't have to testiculate it.

by bhdr_acr June 30, 2025