Tessera

A wild and crazy person who is very ingenious and a straight faced comic but who also has trouble finding motivation out of day to day life.

That girl is such a Tessera! She's always off in her own world!

by OpheliaNeko March 10, 2010

Canine's testes

Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.

That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.

by dcs234 May 28, 2006

besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."

Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010

tessiesings

a baddie bitch who is amazing at singing

damn, tessiesings can slay

by baddiebae555 November 11, 2020

Tessemed

1) an extreme act of social activity; usually involves numerous individuals in a range of social circles

2) an extended social period with endless conversation

I would’ve been here sooner, but I got tessemed by my neighbor in the driveway!

by Sixgun81 April 18, 2021

Tessas boyfriend

Adrian is Tessa’s bf and bae for life commonly seen around tessa

Any a name goes well with Tessa in terms of bf or gf or bsf

Tessas boyfriend is a hottie. Also means that Tessa can pull bitches for real.

by Zaddywaddy April 22, 2022

Recession Teasession

To gather with your friends and drink non-expensive tea due to the recession.

Dude come over here quick we are gonna get a recession teasession going

by Fearnyfearn January 1, 2010