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telencholy

When you’ve finished watching a television series, and now you have to find something else to watch.
Just finished watching Line of Duty, now I’ve got telencholy.
by felpsey February 10, 2022
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Telenovela

Mexican show about love and too much fucking drama in it. Sometimes used by Mexicans to tell that something is too dramatic
Guy 1: Bro this is more dramatic than a telenovela
Guy 2: I know.
by mexican idiot April 10, 2022
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telenasus

Origin: Latin nasus, nose

adjective: telenasic

The psychic ability to smell something without being physically present to smell it.
1) Frank had the telenasus ability. He could watch a porn on his computer, focus intently on the woman's vagina, and use his telenasic ability to smell the vagina. He loved it most of the time, but sometimes the woman in the porn was not so fresh smelling or he would catch a whiff of penis or anus.

2) Johnny hated having telenasus. Someone on the other side of his office could fart and he would be able to smell it. When watched TV he has to put nose plugs because whenever the actors would be in an area that stank, Johnny could smell it. Every dumpster, every rank body that hadn't showered and spent all day under hot lights, all of it. He knows which actors don't brush their teeth and which ones need to wash their balls more. It was a curse.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 10, 2018
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Tessence

When you've been fucking for several hours, and a large quantity of sweat and grime has built up in your grundel region, this substance is called the essence of the Taint, or Tessence. It can be squeegeed off and used in a variety of ways, including personal lubricant, industrial strength solvent, pesticide, smelling salt, and others.
Scientists are considering the adoption of Tessence as an alternative for Fossil Fuels by the year 2069.
by KiwiKilledHImself November 29, 2006
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Teleni

A Fat Cow Who Dates Gay Kids named Colby...and then lies and says he beat her

hated by most people

overdramatic a.k.a (lies To get attention)

PUTS OUT!!

big fat squa whore
Wow that girl is such a Teleni
by RevengeGirl98 November 5, 2010
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Telenuts

When individuals use extreme bluster and bravado over the phone when they cannot back it up in person. Occurs because of the distance between the two parties and usually with caller ID block for extra protection.
A job applicant who did not get the job got very hostile at me today. He had a huge case of telenuts, going on and on how I was a dead man walking.
by Phill Latio August 6, 2007
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telenges

That guy is a telenges.
by Hoorah POop February 24, 2018
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