Termite Pants

Wood killers, talkin boners folks. When she wears pants that kill the boner.

Thought I was gonna get lucky, but my girl put on her termite pants.

by RapidRelease April 25, 2020

termite joe

a fat kid that sits at the back of the class and picks at his desk also loves wood in his mouth

fat kids at the back of the class. termite joe

by adhgcvhkjbvfbhuji March 1, 2010

Termite Mouth

When a girl is hot but as soon as she start talking, her voice or words make the "wood" go away.

That girls is as long as she doesn't talk. She's got Termite mouth

by JSizzle21 October 2, 2014

Termite Bubbler

A gay jew who lives on the upper west side of town.

Man, that gay jew over there lives on the upper west side.
What a Termite Bubbler.

by phteven September 5, 2016

Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units

Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

by David Burrycurps Mk. 2 December 1, 2022

cocky termite

a girl that wants to fuck and suck any cocky that she sees that is available

person 1: bro I think Marcia likes me, she's always leaning on me and sitting close to me.

person 2: same, yesterday she was all over me like she wants some cocky.
person 3: don't feel too special she does it to all the boys at the table, shes a cocky termite.

by miami vice December 3, 2019

young termite

a young termite is a youthful termite

that was one young termite

by ode to gods bum December 7, 2020