video game tendonitis

A fake disease that grandfathers makeup to try to get the television.

Angie Keator told Kris that his should hurt from video game tendonitis

by Therealme23 March 2, 2016

Ape Tendons

The reason why African Americans are better than white people at sports.

Damn, Tyrone runs faster than all six honkys in federal supermax, must be the ape tendons.

by Big T Bag October 24, 2008

Load Bearing Tendon

A Cock

Whoa, she was leaning on my load bearing tendon.

by TheGooch February 21, 2009

Tendoroni

It's seem to be an italian meal made with very tender meat.

As the italian community is very large since last century in USA, the word "Tendoroni" started to be used to discribe one's very tender girlfriend, or at least a beautiful girl which someone would like to love.

As the word "Tendoroni" turned into the urban language, it can be found written this way "Tenderoni" to emphasise the "tender" aspect of the expression.

"She's my tenderoni"
"My tendoroni let me show u how I'm gonna love u girl tonight"
"..tenderoni you've got to be, sugar honey come fly with me." Michael Jackson, P.Y.T.(Pretty Young Thing, Michael Jackson)

by Marco-22 May 14, 2010

Tendon Rip

Something you do when you rip a girl's vagina apart.

Guy 1 : Hey i am gonna tendon rip my girl's vagina tonight.

Guy 2 : Ohh ok whatever that suits your taste.

by Some Dude really some dude. April 26, 2009

pimp sessions with tenderonis

When you pay to have sex with little kids.

"Don't waste your money on Pimp sessions with tenderonis."

by bepis with no b December 7, 2017

Tenderoni

A hockey player (goalie, goal tender) who’s job is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but because of his sweet and thoughtful style (and nice bum) gets to score himself.

On or off the ice, his lady lived to see her tenderoni.

by SFL7451 October 26, 2018