Tetradactoid

That moment you see a doppelganger, not your own, and begin talking to them like he/she is the person you believe they are, and find out they're not who you thought they were, and emberass yourself by giving too many details about yourself to a complete stranger.

Bro! i got caught in a tetradactoid when i thought i was telling Marcy all about my aching butt from the strap-on she used last night.

by 11 eleven June 6, 2017

Teeranade

An incredibly horny yet unattractive individual who will stop at nothing to sleep with a woman that doesn't look like the arsehole of a stray dog. He is of Chinese-descent and has a similar body shape to that of Scott Scheibli; flabby skin, inward-pointing nipples, mustard coloured skin.

Despite his poor looks and horrendous personality, he is one hell of a bargainer. He managed to get a girl a 50% discount on her dildo and vibrators.

"Oh my god... is that Teeranade?" Caroline said, "Quick everyone! Close your eyes and avoid contact."

or

"Bloody hell that bloke is one ugly motherfucker" James Palmer said, "Ohhh it's Teeranade. That explains it."

by The boosss August 7, 2020