Textard

n. The combination of the words 'text' and 'retard'. Used to describe someone that will constantly use text-speak nearly to the point of you wanting to slap them several times for looking so unintelligent and all-around annoying. However, using frequent text language, with the acception of cell phones and actual text usage, does not make one a textard. To be a textard, they must use text-speak constantly for virtually every word in the sentence when it's unnecessary.

AIM discussion:

RosesRed33: Hey, whats up?

Textard41: OMG liek hai!! omfg i saw teh awesomest moveh evar, it wuz amazin, cuz i went 2 teh 1 thtre w/ mah bf that wuz kool, rite??

RosesRed33: Ugh, will you please stop talking like a textard? It's really annoying.

by TheWhatGirl September 11, 2009

textarded

The inability to text or difficultly using the cell phone to send and/or receive text

I texted my Mom, but I don't know if she got it, she's kinda textarded.

by Aly Gyrl March 8, 2009

teetart

absolutely amazing. of the utmost awesomeness. the best of the best.

omg you are such a teetart. i am jelly

by bangsheshotme January 25, 2011

Țecar

Cineva care dă țeci.

Vica este o țecară.

by Tecara April 17, 2022

Țecar

Someone whose actions are only in their favour and in disfavour of someone else. They can be rude, unmannered and egoist.
You can name someone a țecar only when they committed a țeacă(bad thing that țecars do) at that moment.

Vica ate my snack without asking me, she is such a țecar.

She usually doesn't care about anyone else besides herself, that makes her even more of a țecar.

by SpălPodeleleCuTine April 26, 2022

Teatard

A word invented by progressive internet trolls who lack the intellectual ability to argue a position on it's own merit.

"I have no counter argument for your statements so I'm just going to call you names like "Teatard" because I can't think above a 10 year old level.

by a REAL liberal August 22, 2011

tectard

typical nethouse customer

How do I use this internet thing

by Pariah March 21, 2003