The ideal government where the best in all areas rule, instead of one man that doesn't know shit and will most likely make it worse for the country, which obviously isn't so good.
Omg, technocracy is teh pwnz0r.
by Aggression May 16, 2009
Get the Technocracy mug.Howard is a technocrat.
by TrueTechnocrat December 12, 2003
Get the technocrat mug.Related Words
A technically educated person who, because of their extensive education and high IQ, is prone to use technical jargon but has no clue how to apply technology in real life situations.
Jim: "If Microsoft Word is not flagging a clearly misspelled word, is it because there is a patch that I need to download and install?"
Jane: "No, you technodouche, it's because you're typing in all caps."
Jane: "No, you technodouche, it's because you're typing in all caps."
by Fannebelt April 9, 2010
Get the technodouche mug.A person who, after using the web to research a minor ailment, convinces themeself (because so many other non-medical professionals have spoken about it with such authority in their blog) that they now have a disease of major proportion.
Becoming a hypochondriac is so much easier now with all the technology at hand!
Becoming a hypochondriac is so much easier now with all the technology at hand!
Bill has a toothe ache, so decides to look up the symptoms online. After reading several blogs about people with the same symptoms, he realizes that it's not a toothe ache at all, but rather a full-blown brain tumor, likely in its final stages. Bill, himself, is now a full-fledged Technochondriac.
by jeansy August 2, 2010
Get the Technochondriac mug.A person who has to buy first run tech gadgets just to get bragging rights to own one of the first. They tend to lose interest in their own purchase after the hype dies down and they are mocked because they didn't wait like the rest of us for the price to go down and all the bugs are fixed.
Person A: Joe is such a technodouche, he bought an ipad to read the newspaper.
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?
Person B: Who the hell still reads the newspaper?
by Rev. Jules April 10, 2010
Get the technodouche mug.by Mavhunter May 27, 2004
Get the Technochocolate mug.Not unlike hypochondria, but with reference to technological ailments, rather than medical.
technochondria is demonstrated by repeated reporting of technological errors that aren't really there, likely for attention.
technochondria is demonstrated by repeated reporting of technological errors that aren't really there, likely for attention.
Tech Support: That woman was in again today, gotta be the 12th time with that same printer and nothing's ever wrong. Must have Technochondria.
by Dylan Byrnes April 19, 2005
Get the Technochondria mug.