n. An unexpected single drop of ejaculation that turns up ten minutes after the bolt has been shot, regardless of how thoroughly one mops the bell-end. The missing fish.
(Ten minutes after a rigorous masturbation session)
Roger: “What the… Oh no!”
Clive: “What’s up?”
Roger: “Japanese Teardrop…”
Clive: “Too much detail mate… Not cool!”
Roger: “What the… Oh no!”
Clive: “What’s up?”
Roger: “Japanese Teardrop…”
Clive: “Too much detail mate… Not cool!”
by J.May December 27, 2009
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Hey Tealed, heard you are the best wanna play?
My name is Tealed and I can buy your whole family off the black market.
My name is Tealed and I can buy your whole family off the black market.
by Moonsworth LLC August 22, 2020
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by Tearek hater October 5, 2022
Get the Tearek mug.Ever wonder how to get big hair?
You've come to the right place. (:
You will need:
a rattail comb
hairspray
Step 1: Take a small section of your hair. Hold it upwards. Backcomb it(comb towards your head.)until it's ratty.
Step 2: Do this with all of your hair, except for the bottom layer.
Step 3: Statue of Liberty much? Don't worry. You didn't do it wrong! (: Take some of the top layers and comb it normally until it's smooth. That way you won't be able to see the rattiness of it. If the ends are sticking out, just comb them until they don't.
Step 4: If it looks big enough for you, hairspray it everywhere! It will last most of the day.
Step 5: If it's not big enough for you, you have gone too far. If you wanted it bigger you just tease it more.
Enjoy!
Warnings:
-May not work with non-layered hair.
-If your hair is silky, it may not stay teased.
You've come to the right place. (:
You will need:
a rattail comb
hairspray
Step 1: Take a small section of your hair. Hold it upwards. Backcomb it(comb towards your head.)until it's ratty.
Step 2: Do this with all of your hair, except for the bottom layer.
Step 3: Statue of Liberty much? Don't worry. You didn't do it wrong! (: Take some of the top layers and comb it normally until it's smooth. That way you won't be able to see the rattiness of it. If the ends are sticking out, just comb them until they don't.
Step 4: If it looks big enough for you, hairspray it everywhere! It will last most of the day.
Step 5: If it's not big enough for you, you have gone too far. If you wanted it bigger you just tease it more.
Enjoy!
Warnings:
-May not work with non-layered hair.
-If your hair is silky, it may not stay teased.
by zomgkate December 5, 2007
Get the teased hair mug.A non-curable syndrome were a person will without warning break into tears. This syndrome is passed by parents and is more common in women.
It is known as the cousin of tourettes syndrome
It is known as the cousin of tourettes syndrome
Guy: So how did you like the movie babe?
Girl: It was the sweetest movie ive ever seen! BOOOO-HOOO
Guy: Honey i think your tearettes syndrome is flaring up again.
Girl: It was the sweetest movie ive ever seen! BOOOO-HOOO
Guy: Honey i think your tearettes syndrome is flaring up again.
by Scat on me plz (on xbox) December 18, 2008
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Get the teamed mug.the best classification of ass-shape that a white girl can hope for. it's shaped like a teardrop and only looks good in the right pair of pants.
see also: onion
see also: onion
by knowledge August 27, 2004
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