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tempting my nuptuals

Hanging out with the coolest people you've ever met, while maintaining your marriage vows and keeping your hands to yourself (for the most part, anyway).
Being flanked by two hot females during a concert and having them grab my thighs is really tempting my nuptuals.
by Mrs. Robinson2 November 19, 2010
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Teapotting

An act where a male rests his testicles on the closed eyes of his partner (male or female) and proceeds to lean forward and urinate into his partner's open mouth. Best if performed on a hot, sweaty day.
Much like enjoying a rocking chair whilst sipping a crisp mojito, teapotting can serve as quite the refreshing summer activity.
by Master of Teapotting April 22, 2009
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teapotting

When a baby screams at a high pitch tone, like a teapot whistling. Slowly increasing volume and pitch.
As soon as I took the toy away, she started teapotting, so I gave it back.
by themrs06 October 19, 2014
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[teapotish]

to be gay, for a male to act feminine,you know.. teapotish
Hey, look at Tom, he's acting teapotish!
by jophes October 14, 2008
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tempting fate

when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.
Let's see, New Republic, the Onion, Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....
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Teapotting

When one partner puts one hand on their hip and puts the other out like they are the little tea pot with their hand flat. They then do the teapot tipping motion inserting “spout” hand into the other partner.
Yo man, I was teapotting this slutty ass bitch last night and she squirted all over!
by Hsmack August 21, 2020
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Teapotting

When you sit down to poop but you have a boner so you pee in an arch
Jackson was aroused while he was relieving himself so his penis began teapotting
by Sergeant Grif February 22, 2023
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