Teahydrated

The state in which one is dehydrated due to a lack of Tea.
Side effects include: Irritability, stress, and nausea.
Consumption of said tasty beverage usually relieves all side effects of teahydration.

"You seem a little on edge today man."

"Yeah my bad, I think I'm just teahydrated"

"No worries, we'll stop at the next convenient store and get you to drink up."

by Gaius Regulus June 30, 2009

teaholic

Addicted to TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am a teaholic

by Teaholic December 1, 2017

teahead

Beat slang for someone who smokes a lot of marijuana.

The Mexican jooks were full of teaheads in those days.

by 23skidoo January 22, 2009

Thai Teahouse

An institution in which one receives a proper tea-bag by a ladyboy. Not to be confused with Thai tea which is the sexual act.

I got so fucked up last night, I can't believe I ended up in a Thai Teahouse.

by DribblyMikeHunt December 15, 2013

teahag

A Brit woman before her first cuppa of the morning.

I'm a teahag in the morning until I've had my first cuppa.

by Cowgirl358 February 17, 2013

Teahrella

A great girl that loves trains more than anything. For her birthday, get her a train set. She’ll love it. Kind and caring, always friendly

Person: is that a Teahrella?!
Another Person: yeah! ISNT she amazing?!

by Sheep🐑🐑 April 2, 2022

teahadist

A combination of Teabagger and Jihadist, a Teahadist is a domestic terrorist masquerading as a "patriot" in the US. The Teabagger feels that the only way to uphold truth, justice and the Constitution is to violently attack and threaten those who happen to disagree with said Teabagger's views. Phrases such as "defend the Constitution", and "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" are often heard from Teahadists, although how much they actually understand what those mean is in debate.

It's only a matter of time before one of those Teahadists drives a truck bomb into a federal building, just like Timothy McVeigh.

by IHKumicho March 25, 2010